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  • pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
  • me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

That moment when you send something to the wrong person


wujiistheabsence:

i did this once. 

except

it

was 

to

THE

WHOLE

FRICKIN

SCHOOL

that was a dark day.

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“Dinner is ready!”


FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD

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t-r-e-m-b-l-e:

alittlepieceofinsane:

schmidtster-in-flannies:

Press play and relieve your childhood.

image

EMOTION OVERLOAD.

don’t even care this is going on my blog.

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conversationparade:

“man lying in bed smiling”

that is not a smile

that is a cry for help 

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Trying to sneakily take your friend’s food


i-enjoy-cake:

But you end up making it obvious

 

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“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”


sanityscraps:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

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lolsofunny:

Where the fuck does jack come from

lolsofunny:

Where the fuck does jack come from

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